RSS Friday, 22 February 2008 13:13
Loose 20 lbs overnight!
Filed in BlogOK, I’m laughing here.
Just got spam. “Loose 20 lbs overnight!” Sure, that would be nice, but it’s probably ephedra-based and that gives me road rage followed by deep, deep depression. I’ll pass. I’ll lose my 20 pounds slowly…maybe half to one a week, if I work at it.
It’s the “loose” part that gets me, though.
I have this image of loosing…20 pounds overnight. Sic those pounds! Killer pounds! Death by poundage!
Oh, sweet spammers, do learn how to spell.
But that’s not going to happen is it? Because you’re really a notoriously unintelligent bunch of scumbags.
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4 Comments, Comment or Ping
katster (10 comments.)
That said, if I have to have the pounds, I’d rather they be tightly connected rather than loose, y’know. ;)
‘Cause you know, those pounds are worse than tribbles when they get loose…
*grin*
-kat
Feb 22nd, 2008
beautyredefined
It terrifies me how prevalent the loose/lose mistake is. I was on a weight-loss forum for awhile, and it was everywhere. Frustrated me to no end, but I love your imagery of letting loose the pounds. ::grin::
Feb 22nd, 2008
Linda R. Moore
Katster: you’re telling me. You could be walking along and the next minute you’ve knocked someone out with your loose pounds…
Feb 23rd, 2008
Linda R. Moore
BR: My mind works in warped ways sometimes. Well…most times. ;)
Feb 23rd, 2008
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